The United States of Anxiety shirt delivers firework-fueled chaos with a wink and a sigh. Designed for anyone who's feeling a little too online, too overwhelmed, or just too aware, this soft unisex tee blends patriotic visuals with a hilariously bleak truth. It’s wearable commentary for the modern citizen who still shows up, even when they're spiraling.
Upgrade your wardrobe with our premium unisex short-sleeve shirts! Each shirt is crafted using DTF (Direct to Film) transfers and finished with a professional heat press for lasting wear. With proper care, these shirts will last for years: wash inside out in cold water with similar colors, avoid bleach, hang to dry or tumble dry on low, and do not dry clean or iron.
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Please note that this listing only includes the shirt as depicted and described. Any additional items shown in the photos are for illustration purposes only and are not included in your order.
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