The United States of Anxiety shirt delivers firework-fueled chaos with a wink and a sigh. Designed for anyone who's feeling a little too online, too overwhelmed, or just too aware, this soft unisex tee blends patriotic visuals with a hilariously bleak truth. It’s wearable commentary for the modern citizen who still shows up, even when they're spiraling.
Upgrade your wardrobe with a shirt made just for you! 👕Each one is crafted with care using DTF (Direct to Film) transfers, then pressed to perfection for long-lasting wear. With a little love, your shirt will look great for years to come — just wash it inside out in cold water with similar colors, skip the bleach, hang to dry or tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the design or dry cleaning.
Glitter’s gonna glitter! ✨ It naturally reflects light, so the same color can look lighter, darker, or even shift tones depending on lighting, angle, or background. The glitter overlay adds extra sparkle and texture, which may change how the base color appears — that’s part of its charm and why every piece catches the light in its own unique way.
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This listing includes only the shirt as shown and described. Any additional items or props featured in photos are for styling and illustration purposes only and are not included with your order.
